Nothing soothes the pain of realizing you are getting old and decrepit like a good birthday wish list. It combines all the things I like: wishes, making lists, making collages, thinking about myself, etc. I mean, when I think about it, wish listing might be one of my most favorite things to do. Only until I then also realize that I will definitely not get all of the things or even maybe anything on this list except for maybe that Sourdough Jack up there on the right. Anyway, my birthday is in a month and in the hopes that maybe a bored philanthropist thousandaire reads my blog… I present to you my birthday wish list. I highly recommend making one if you have a birthday coming up (or if you need another reason to be upset at your financial situation- either one will do). Once people get over how materialistic a wish list is, they end up being pretty grateful that they don't have to ask you 17 times what you want while you pretend to not want anything.
So in theory, I pretty much did you a favor by making this wish list. You're welcome.
So in theory, I pretty much did you a favor by making this wish list. You're welcome.
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