just girly thingz

Here are some things that I’m into this month:

•  Destroyed Muscle Tee by Free People. Hands down, the best basic ever. Throw it on with a lacy bra, jeans, a buttload of necklaces and, boom, instant grunge babe looks. As one of my favorite customers said, “We pay extra for the holes.”

•  Rider Tarot Deck. For no apparent reason, I have been especially into the supernatural lately- obsessing over everything from my monthly horoscope to collecting crystals like Wheelchair Hank Schrader. Inspired by my naturally gifted coworker, Maya, and the sketchy Tarot reader who lives behind my house, I decided to finally buy my own deck.

• Roses. Yellow roses mean friendship, warmth, and optimism. Given to me by a babe.

•  Library Card. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have one, honestly. You can check out 50 fucking books at a time and you can renew from home. So basically the library is like your best friend whose sweater you borrowed and keep avoiding because you don’t want to give it back.

• Soak n Float Shampoo Bar by LUSH. Smells like shit, works like a miracle, lasts for months.

• Citrine and Lepidolite. Citrine increases self-esteem and protects from negative energy. Lepidolite helps with transitions and helps with emotional balance. All stuff I desperately need right now. This is going to sound over the top, but I totes cleansed all my crystals under the new moon that happened the other day. I may need to not admit these things about myself to avoid persecution from my friends.

•  Lists. Once upon a time, people wrote reminders on paper instead of on their phones. Nothing is more therapeutic than physically crossing something off a list. If only you could do the same with people.

• Fuck You Necklace. Because Fuck You, that’s why.

•  Picture of some lady on her wedding day. I bought this at a flea market for no reason. I have no idea who this lady is, but I look at this picture a lot and wish her the best and hope that she’s still with whoever she got married to that day. Is that weird? Yes? Okay.

• Leopard Shoes. Because I secretly wish I were Prince and I literally spent an hour last night crying and laughing hysterically reading the @PrinceTweets2u Twitter feed. Btw, you should add me on Twitter.

• Elliott Smith. Late night sad jams. 

 K byeeeee.