This year I made friends with all the rotating mall-Santa's at work during my smoke breaks.
My favorite one wears Harley Davidson tees and suspenders under his Santa coat. He makes lame dad-jokes and told me to stop smoking. He makes me wish he was the real Santa because he's so cute and badass. I would also hand him a list with all this stuff on it.
You can click through for details or to shop for yourself, but if you're trying to buy sushi on the internet- good luck with that. What I meant is that I want a cute sushi date, but I don't need to explain that to mall-Santa.
Mainly because I am scared he will ask me out.
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